is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to yeah fuck he’s got a knife everyone run
A good writer with a sad idea and a malicious side is a person to fear.
Introverts, man. We’re weird sometimes. Like, “I love you, but I need to go over here by myself right now.”
So apparently consuming blood is illegal in Louisiana
How much blood did people have to drink before it was banned?
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?
We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING
They knew people would listen if there was a dog involvedfucking dammit
Writers are the exorcists of their own demons.
If youre my boyfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you
'cause the players gonna play play play play play
alligators alligate gate gate gate gate
elevators elevate vate vate vate vate
shake it off
I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and